>>WIFE VS. HUSBAND
>>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
>>word.
>>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
>>neither of them wanted to concede their position.
>>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
>>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
>>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
>>
>>W O R D S
>>A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
>>use a day...
>>30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>>The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
>>everything to men...
>>The husband turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
>>
>>CREATION
>>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
>>so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
>>" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
>>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
>>God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.
>>
>>WHO DOES WHAT
>>A man and his wife were having an argument about who
>>should brew the coffee each morning.
>>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
>>and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
>>The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
>>you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for
>>my coffee."
>>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
>>Bible
>>that the man should do the coffee."
>>Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
>>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
>>and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...
>>"HEBREWS"
>>
>>The Silent Treatment
>>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
>>giving each
>>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
>>next day,
>>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
>>business flight.
>>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
>>wrote on a piece of paper,
>>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would
>>find it.
>>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
>>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
>>see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
>>paper by
>>the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
>>(Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.)
