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!!!Проскальзывает ненормативная лексика!!!

<?

$odezhda=array("trusy"=array("bikini",
"stringi");

"lifchik"=>array("kupalnik",
"prosvechivauchiysya",
"cherniy",
"krasniy",
"tigriniy",
"leopardoviy",
"sexy",
"kozhanniy");
"kolgotki"=>array("chernye",
"v krupnuyu setku",
"s risunkom");

"ubka"=>array("korotkay"=>"40 sm",
"ochen_korotkaya"="30 sm",
"nabedrennaya_povyazka"="15sm");

"koftochka"=>array("rozovaya"=>"k siskam Iriny Aroyan",
"topik"="ne prikryvauchiy siski",
"topik"="Tigrinnogo raskrasa(tolko dlya Tigry)",
"topik"="s bolshim vyrezom",
"s vyrezom"="glubina 10 cm",
"nah ona vache nuzhna"="samiy AHUITELNiY VARIANT");

)

class zhenschino {
var $pricheska;
var $litso;
var $lifchik;
var $trusy;
var $nastroenie;
var $podrugi=array();
var $blow_job;
var $anal_sex;
var $group_sex;
var $devstvenitsa;
var $menstruatsya;
var $opyt;
var $ustoychivost_k_buhlu;
var $ustoychivost_k_razvodu_na_eblu;
var $smoke;
var $smoke_ganj;
var $drink;
var $semeynoe_polozhenie;
var $dety;
var $kvartira;
var $tachka;
var $money;
var $blyad;
var $blondinka;
var $vneshnost_prirodnay=array("volosy"=>"", "grud"=>0, "litso"=>"", "rost"=0, "ves"=>0), "tselulit"=>"";
var $vneshnost;
var $shmotki=array();
var $vipito_vodki_na_vecerine;

function zhenschino ($vneshnost_prirodnaya, $povedenie, $babki)
{

if (($this->menstruatsya) || ($this->devstvenitsa))[/b]
{
&nikakih_vecherin();
&hand_job();
&smotret_serial("Klon");
&spat_v_krovat_s_plushevym_mishkoy();
}

if(($vneshnost_prirodnaya["rost"]<155) && ($vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]>75)&& $vneshnost_prirodnaya["grud"]<85)
{
$this->vneshnost="UEBICHE";
&nikakih_vecherin();
&hand_job();
&smotret_serial("Klon");
&spat_v_krovat_s_plushevym_mishkoy();
}

if(($vneshnost_prirodnaya["rost"]>185) && ($vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]<50)&& $vneshnost_prirodnaya["grud"]<75)
{
&nikakih_vecherin();
&hand_job();
&smotret_serial("Klon");
&spat_v_krovat_s_plushevym_mishkoy();
}

if(($vneshnost_prirodnaya["rost"]>155) && ($vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]<50)&& $vneshnost_prirodnaya["grud"]>90)
$this->vneshnost="AHUITELNAYA_TELKA";

if(($vneshnost_prirodnaya["rost"]>175) && ((vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]<=60)||(vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]>=50))&& vneshnost_prirodnaya["grud"]>95)
$this->vneshnost="AHUITELNAYA_TELKA";

if(($vneshnost_prirodnaya["rost"]>165) && ((vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]<=60)||(vneshnost_prirodnaya["ves"]>=50))&& vneshnost_prirodnaya["grud"]>90)
$this->vneshnost="NORMALNAYA_TELKA";

if($povedenie="blyad")
{
$this->blow_job=TRUE;
$this->anal_sex=TRUE;
$this->group_sex=TRUE;
$this->smoke=TRUE;
$this->smoke_ganj=TRUE;
$this->drink=TRUE;
$this->ustoychivost_k_buhlu=5;
$this->ustoychivost_k_razvodu_na_eblu=0;[/b]

&pozhvonit_svoim_podruzhkam(5);
&sobiraemsya_na_vecherinu($povedenie);
&drink_beer_pered_vecherinoy(random(2000));
&kupit_gandony(12);
}

if($povedeine="normalnaya telka")
{
$this->ustoychivost_k_buhlu=2;
$this->blow_job=random();
$this->anal_sex=random();
$this->group_sex=random();
$this->smoke=FALSE;
$this->smoke_ganj=FALSE;
$this->drink=FALSE;
$this->ustoychivost_k_razvodu_na_eblu=10;

&pozhvonit_svoim_podruzhkam(5);
&sobiraemsya_na_vecherinu($povedenie);
&kupit_gandony(3);
}
if($povedeine="prodvinutaya telka")
{
$this->ustoychivost_k_razvodu_na_eblu=5;
$this->ustoychivost_k_buhlu=4;
$this->blow_job=random();
$this->anal_sex=random();
$this->group_sex=random();
$this->smoke=TRUE;
$this->smoke_ganj=TRUE;
$this->drink=TRUE;

&pozhvonit_svoim_podruzhkam(15);
&sobiraemsya_na_vecherinu($povedenie);
&kupit_gandony(3);
}

}
function pozhvonit_svoim_podruzhkam($kolichstvo_podrug)
{
for ($i=0;$i=$kolichstvo_podrug;$i++)
{
&nayty_trubu_v_sumochke();
$podruga=&vibrat_podrugu($random(count($podrugi)));
&pozhvonit($podruga);
}
return $this->podrugi;

}

function sobiraemsya_na_vecherinu($povedenie)
{
switch($povedenie)
{
case 'blyad':
&prinyt_vannu();
$this->shmotki=$odezhda($trusy["nah oni ey"],
$lifchik["nah on ey"],
$ubka["nabedrennaya_povyazka"],
$koftochka[random(count($koftochka))],
$kolgotki["v krupnuyu setku"]);
&boevoy_raskras();
break;

case 'normalnaya telka':
&prinyt_vannu();
$this->shmotki=$odezhda($trusy["bikini"],
$lifchik[random(count($lifchik))],
$ubka["korotkay"],
$koftochka[random(count($koftochka))],
$kolgotki[random(count($kolgotki))]);
&boevoy_raskras();
break;

case 'prodvinutaya telka':
$this->shmotki=$odezhda($trusy[random(count($trusy))],
$lifchik[random(count($lifchik))],
$ubka[random(count($ubka))],
$koftochka[random(count($koftochka))],
$kolgotki[random(count($kolgotki))]);
&boevoy_raskras($random);
break;
}

}
function drink_beer_pered_vecherinoy($kolichestvo_pbIva)
{
&opredelitsa_s_kabakom();
if ($kolichestvo_pbIva !=0)
{
$doza_alkogolya=0;
for ($i=0; $i<=($kolichestvo_pbIva/500))
{
$doza_alkogolya+=drink_beer();
}
}
if((($doza_alkogolya)/$this->ves)>=1)
$this-nastroenie="NORMALNOE";
else
$this-nastroenie="HUEVOE_NADO_DOGNATSA";
return $this->nasrtoenie;
}

function kupit_gandony($shtuk)
{
&naity_apteku(random(count($kolichestvo_aptek_v_gorode)));
&zaplatyt_bablo();
}

function emotions($emotion)
{
$this->litso-rot-skazat($emotion);
}

function dance($povedenie, $shmotki);
{
switch($povedenie)
{
case 'blyad':
if($this->vipito_vodki_na_vecherine>=$this->ustoychivost_k_buhlu-1)
{
$this->shmotki=();
$dance_striptiz=TRUE;
}
break;

case 'normalnaya telka':
if($this->vipito_vodki_na_vecherine=$this->ustoychivost_k_buhlu)
{
$this->shmotki=();
$dance_striptiz=TRUE;
}
break;

case 'prodvinutaya telka':
$this->shmotki=();
$dance_striptiz=TRUE;
break;
}

}


?>