Стихи написанные компами - In DOS We Trust

*Alrt* · 15.02.2003, 06:07

КОМПЬЮТЕРHЫЕ СТИХИ

Считалка

2 12 46,
48 3 06.
33 1 102,
8 30 32.

Маpш

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115 13 3006 !
90 17 ! 90 16 !
240 110 ! 526 !

Элегия

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48... 102000000000000...
115... 106... 43... -
8000... 2003...

КОМПЬЮТЕРHЫЙ ПАЛИHДРОМ

73 40 5 30783 4 93 968 49 784 88 48 794869 3 94 387 035 043 7

КОМПЬЮТЕРHАЯ ЗАГАДКА

23?
(Ответ: 23)

ПРЕДСМЕРТHЫЙ БРЕД КОМПЬЮТЕРА, ЗАРАЖЕHHОГО ВИРУСОМ

95609445969063563605560045600005000000000100000000000000000030
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unncesssary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

joker99 · 27.11.2003, 21:57

вот ещё несколько

Пушкин

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140 10 01
126 138
140 3 501

Маяковский

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15 14 21
14 0 17

Есенин

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132 17 43...
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704 83

170! 16 39
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612 349
17 114 02

Веселые:

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37 08 5
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Грустные:

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15.02.2003, 06:07	# 1
Alrt Administrator Регистрация: 24.12.2002 Пол: Male Сообщения: 9 587	Стихи написанные компами КОМПЬЮТЕРHЫЕ СТИХИ Считалка 2 12 46, 48 3 06. 33 1 102, 8 30 32. Маpш 18 17 ! 18 16 ! 115 13 3006 ! 90 17 ! 90 16 ! 240 110 ! 526 ! Элегия 30000... 103000000... 48... 102000000000000... 115... 106... 43... - 8000... 2003... КОМПЬЮТЕРHЫЙ ПАЛИHДРОМ 73 40 5 30783 4 93 968 49 784 88 48 794869 3 94 387 035 043 7 КОМПЬЮТЕРHАЯ ЗАГАДКА 23? (Ответ: 23) ПРЕДСМЕРТHЫЙ БРЕД КОМПЬЮТЕРА, ЗАРАЖЕHHОГО ВИРУСОМ 95609445969063563605560045600005000000000100000000000000000030 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash. If the label on the cable on the table at your house Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unncesssary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! __________________ Я не злопамятный. Я злой, но память у меня плохая и никуда я ничего не записываю. Могу отомстить, забыть, потом снова отомстить... Forum canonis non penis canina est!

27.11.2003, 21:57	# 2
joker99 Full Member Регистрация: 19.07.2003 Адрес: Israel Сообщения: 924	вот ещё несколько Пушкин 17 30 48 140 10 01 126 138 140 3 501 Маяковский 2 46 38 1 116 14 20! 15 14 21 14 0 17 Есенин 14 126 14 132 17 43... 16 42 511 704 83 170! 16 39 514 700 142 612 349 17 114 02 Веселые: 2 15 42 42 15 37 08 5 20 20 20! 7 14 100 0 2 00 13 37 08 5 20 20 20! Грустные: 511 16 5 20 337 712 19 2000047 __________________ Столько дел, что и работой занятся некогда...